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Thought we wouldn't notice.
But we did.

Me:Hi there!
Customer:*holds up a finger and rolls eyes while on the phone*
Me:
Me:
Officer:So you're saying that she just choked on her coffee and died?
Me:Yes sir.
— 4 hours ago with 675 notes

cerseilannistwhore:

Different strokes for different folks, right?

(via knitmeapony)

— 4 hours ago with 367 notes

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

(Source: sizvideos, via asiangonewild)

— 4 hours ago with 209797 notes

worldoflis:

girldwarf:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

YAAAAEEESSSSSSS

You know what I like, and feel is so important? That he doesn’t say “Men thinks those are THEIR positions”. He says “We think those are OUR positions.”

As a male feminist, he still doesn’t exclude himself from the group of men.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl, via femmert15)

— 5 hours ago with 6020 notes
kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

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— 5 hours ago with 69233 notes
fairy-wren:

double crested cormorant
photo by amy marques

fairy-wren:

double crested cormorant

photo by amy marques

(via slytherliz)

— 7 hours ago with 2417 notes
humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms, via strong-pup)

— 16 hours ago with 19332 notes
#gpoy 

majestictunes:

tiger blood || the vaccines

you fucked it up and thought that i’d understand
but i don’t like what you are saying off hand
and when i went for you, you bit me back good
went in the corner like an animal would
by playing on my biggest fear
i watch you walking out of here, it hurts

(via strong-pup)

— 1 day ago with 403 notes